Hamcodes return vacation(); Tee – Burnout Handled. Silently. Unisex premium t-shirt

The fix is obvious. The denial? Even more so.

if (burnout)
    return vacation();
echo “I’m fine” >> /dev/null

For developers, engineers, and tech workers running on fumes — and suppressing every signal.

The return vacation(); tee is smart, dark, and brutally relatable. A C-style bailout function followed by a terminal redirect-to-nowhere — perfect for devs who know their limits and still type "I’m fine" anyway.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft enough to crash into, breathable enough to wear at work or burnout recovery

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps form even if you’re breaking down

• ✅ Syntax-Specific Design – C-style condition meets bash-style suppression

• ✅ Premium Construction – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-needle stitching

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Clean, minimal, and emotionally accurate

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

No waste. No alerts. Just perfectly timed output.

💡 Perfect For:

• Burned-out C programmers and bash script veterans

• Developers pushing commits when they should push pause

• Debuggers of their own emotional state

• Anyone who’s ever redirected the truth to /dev/null

🛒 Ready to exit quietly?

👉 Order your return vacation(); Tee now — and take the hint your code already knows.

Clean. Cathartic. Dev-approved.