Hamcodes do_nothing() Tee – High Function. Low Output. Unisex premium t-shirt

It runs. It returns. It does absolutely nothing.

def do_nothing(): pass

For Python devs, async thinkers, and burned-out builders who need a moment of pure, intentional idleness.

The do_nothing() tee is smart, simple, and silently sarcastic. Whether you’re mocking a teammate’s stub, placeholder coding during a meeting, or making existential commentary with clean Python — this shirt is peak ironic efficiency.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Smooth and soft, like your best no-op

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Unlike your time, it won’t shrink under pressure

• ✅ One-Liner Syntax – Pythonic minimalism at its finest

• ✅ Premium Build – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-needle stitched

• ✅ Unisex Fit – From burnout to brilliance, it fits the vibe

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle hem and sleeves

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Like your lazy function — it exists only when called.

💡 Perfect For:

• Python devs who code with clarity and irony

• Sleep-deprived programmers in need of a break

• Sprint survivors and ticket avoiders

• Anyone whose default mode is: pass

🛒 Ready to embrace elegant nothingness?

👉 Order your do_nothing() Tee now — and let the shirt speak for your function.

Minimal. Memetic. Python-core.