Hamcodes Dark Mode or Bust Tee – Error-Handled Aesthetics Unisex premium t-shirt

If it’s not dark, it’s broken.

if (life !== 'darkMode') {
    throw new Error('Not usable');
}

For developers, designers, and night owls who think in contrast and code in comfort.

The Dark Mode or Bust tee is a terminal-black truth bomb — snappy, stylish, and painfully relatable. Whether you’re styling in CSS or just trying to survive the sun, this JavaScript snippet says what we’re all thinking.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Softer than your VS Code theme

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps form better than your light mode sanity

• ✅ Minimal JS Print – Clean, modern syntax with maximum shade

• ✅ Premium Build – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-needle stitching

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Hacker-casual and conference-ready

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle hem and sleeves

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Just like a true dark theme — available by preference, not default.

💡 Perfect For:

• JavaScript devs and frontend stylists

• Night mode loyalists and theme snobs

• Anyone who gets physically angry at white UIs

• Coders whose monitors haven’t seen brightness in years

🛒 Ready to throw the right kind of error?

👉 Order your Dark Mode Tee now — and keep life properly themed.

Minimal. Monochrome. Dev-approved.