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Hamcodes JSON DEV STATE Tee – Configured for Burnout Unisex premium t-shirt
Hamcodes JSON DEV STATE Tee – Configured for Burnout Unisex premium t-shirt
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Your runtime environment… in one painfully accurate JSON block.
{
"status": "burnout",
"dependencies": {
"sleep": "^2.0.1",
"coffee": "*"
}
}
For devs who debug themselves as much as their code.
The JSON DEV STATE tee captures your current emotional state and life dependencies in one clean configuration. Equal parts funny and real, this is terminal fashion for those running late-stage startup energy and last night’s caffeine.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft enough to cry into, breathable enough to wear all day
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✅ Pre-Shrunk – No shrinkage, unlike your free time
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✅ Minimalist JSON Print – Terminal-style layout, structured for maximum feels
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✅ Premium Construction – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-needle stitching
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✅ Unisex Fit – Clean, classic silhouette for coders of all stacks
📏 Shirt Specs:
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Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)
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Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)
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Yarn: 28 singles
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Fit: Regular
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Neck: Crew
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Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem
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Sourced from: Bangladesh
🌍 Printed On Demand
Just like your dependencies — pulled only when needed.
💡 Perfect For:
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Devs deep in sprint life or startup mode
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Coffee-first coders and sleep-deprived builders
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Frontend, backend, and full-stack emotional crashes
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Anyone who’s ever been "status": "burnout" and hit commit anyway
🛒 Running low on energy and high on debug logs?
👉 Order the JSON DEV STATE Tee now — and wear your package.json like a badge of honor.
Honest. Structured. Dev-as-hell.
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