Hamcodes code() else coffee() Tee – If Brain Alive, Execute Unisex premium t-shirt

Because some days your code runs. Other days… only the coffee does.

if not brain.dead:  
    code()  
else:  
    coffee()

For Python devs, caffeinated coders, and those who debug their brain before their script.

The code() else coffee() tee is equal parts developer truth and survival logic — a clean, witty nod to every late-night coder who’s two steps from burnout but still pushing commits.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft like a cloud IDE, strong like espresso

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps its fit through compile errors and cold brews

• ✅ Crisp Python Syntax – Minimal, readable, and instantly relatable

• ✅ Premium Construction – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-needle stitching

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Clean enough for conferences, casual enough for coffee shops

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle hem and sleeves

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Like your next burst of productivity — only when it’s time.

💡 Perfect For:

• Python devs and caffeine-powered engineers

• Remote coders, night owls, and productivity hackers

• Anyone who lives in if/else logic — and brews between blocks

🛒 Time to run the logic IRL?

👉 Order your code() else coffee() Tee now — and stay syntactically sharp, even when you’re tired.

Readable. Relatable. Runtime-ready.