Hamcodes JSON BREAKDOWN Tee – API-Formatted Existential CrisisUnisex premium t-shirt

{ "status": "burnout" } – Because even your emotions return structured errors.

For developers, engineers, and human APIs running dangerously low on energy.

The JSON BREAKDOWN tee is minimalist, darkly relatable, and styled like a well-formed payload straight from the dev soul. A quiet nod to overworked coders, late-night sprints, and emotional recursion. Because burnout should be catchable — but rarely is.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft and breathable, even during emotional exception handling

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps its shape when you’re falling apart

• ✅ Minimalist JSON Design – {"status": "burnout"} in terminal-style syntax

• ✅ High-Quality Finish – Double-stitched, side-seamed, and designed to outlive your sprint

• ✅ Unisex Fit – For frontend, backend, and full-stack emotional crashes

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Stitching: Double-needle on sleeves and hem

• Source: Bangladesh

• Format: Emotionally valid JSON

🌍 Printed On Demand

No overproduction. No unnecessary output. Just clean, intentional printing — like a RESTful life should be.

💡 Perfect For:

• Burned-out devs and bug-weary engineers

• Full-stack folks debugging their own life

• Teams halfway through a sprint and low on caffeine

• Anyone who’d love a try/catch for emotions

🛒 Ready to log the error in style?

👉 Order the JSON BREAKDOWN Tee now — and return your feelings in proper format.

Structured. Sarcastic. Dev-approved.