Hamcodes YAML Tabs Tee – Syntax Error, Now Wearable Unisex premium t-shirt

One shirt. Infinite parsing failures.

tabs:       are
not:      allowed

For devs who’ve rage-debugged YAML indentation at 2am and now live in space-only alignment.

The tabs: are not: allowed tee is minimalist, sarcastic, and terrifyingly relatable. With misaligned keys and forbidden tab spacing, it’s the kind of shirt that makes linters cry and tech leads twitch.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft enough to soothe the rage

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Unlike your mental state during a broken deploy

• ✅ Terminal-Inspired Print – Just painful enough to be funny

• ✅ Premium Quality – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-stitched finish

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Dev-approved for team leads, CI/CD warriors, and YAML victims

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Stitching: Double-needle on sleeves and hem

• Source: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Only when invoked. No accidental indentation.

💡 Perfect For:

• DevOps engineers, SREs, and YAML truthers

• Backend devs who’ve been burned by helm lint

• Anyone who’s ever replaced tabs with spaces… then cried

• CI/CD pipeline warriors who respect the spacing gospel

🛒 Ready to warn the world with whitespace?

👉 Order your YAML Tabs Tee now — and commit to alignment.

Brutal. Satirical. Dev-approved.