Hamcodes Suspicious Coffee Traffic Tee – Debug, Detect, Caffeinate Unisex premium t-shirt

Because sometimes the threat is inbound… and delicious.

alert tcp any any -> any any (msg:
"Suspicious coffee traffic"; content:"latte";)
"destination.port": 3389,
"network.direction": "inbound",
"log_level": "debug"

For defenders, packet sniffers, and log junkies who analyze everything — even your caffeine intake.

The Suspicious Coffee Traffic tee blends Snort rule humor with real JSON logging for a perfect blue team inside joke. It’s structured, nerdy, and just obscure enough to spark a nod from the right crowd.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft like a freshly brewed latte

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps shape longer than your SOC shift

• ✅ Terminal-Style Print – IDS rule + JSON config, printed in sleek format

• ✅ Premium Build – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-needle stitched

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Designed for blue teamers, analysts, and packet purists

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle hem and sleeves

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Logged, generated, and deployed only when requested — like clean JSON.

💡 Perfect For:

• SOC analysts & threat hunters

• IDS/IPS pros and alert rule writers

• Blue teamers who joke in regex and caffeine

• Anyone whose logs go deep — and taste like latte

🛒 Ready to flag that suspicious latte packet?

👉 Order your Suspicious Coffee Traffic Tee now — and alert with style.

Structured. Debugged. Blue-team brewed.