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Hamcodes str.length(); Tee – NullPointerException, Now Wearable Unisex premium t-shirt

Hamcodes str.length(); Tee – NullPointerException, Now Wearable Unisex premium t-shirt

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You knew it was coming. You ran it anyway.

 

String str = null;
str.length();

For Java devs who fear nothing… except 

NullPointerException

The str.length(); tee captures that inevitable moment: code compiles, builds pass, and then… 💥. It’s a clean, painful tribute to the most iconic crash in Java — and the first lesson you never forget.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

  • 100% Combed Cotton – Soft and breathable (unlike your runtime)

  • Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Handles heat better than your stack trace

  • Minimal Java Print – Dead simple, dangerously accurate

  • Premium Construction – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-stitched hem

  • Unisex Fit – Clean lines, solid structure, zero exceptions

 

📏 Shirt Specs:

  • Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

  • Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

  • Yarn: 28 singles

  • Fit: Regular

  • Neck: Crew

  • Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

  • Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem

  • Sourced from: Bangladesh

 

🌍 Printed On Demand

Just like your crash logs — only when things go wrong.

💡 Perfect For:

  • Java devs and object-oriented warriors

  • Students who learned this lesson the hard way

  • Backend engineers haunted by prod crashes

  • Anyone who knows: null is the true final boss

 

🛒 Ready to wear the exception?

👉 Order your str.length(); Tee now — and crash in comfort.

Sharp. Satirical. Stack-traced.

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