Hamcodes SELECT Tee FROM Closet Tee – Dark Mode, But IRL Unisex premium t-shirt

Because if it’s not clean and black, it doesn’t get worn.

SELECT Tee  
FROM Closet  
WHERE Clean = 1  
AND Color = 'Black';

Because if it’s not clean and black, it doesn’t get worn.

For coders, SQL pros, and fashion-minimalists whose dress code is written in queries and printed in black.

The SELECT Tee FROM Closet shirt is a clean, clever nod to dev culture — a subtle flex that hits perfectly for database folks and dark-aesthetic lovers alike.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft and structured like a perfect query

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps shape no matter how many cycles

• ✅ SQL Query Print – Minimalist and meaning-packed

• ✅ Premium Build – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-needle hem

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Ideal for meetups, remote work, and everyday syntax

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Like your best outfit — only deployed when conditions are met.

💡 Perfect For:

• SQL devs, DBAs & backend engineers

• Anyone with a “black tee only” dress code

• Closet minimalists and terminal maximalists

• Coders who think in queries and dress in style

🛒 Ready to return your top result?

👉 Order your SELECT Tee FROM Closet Tee now — and make your wardrobe query-compliant.

Logical. Literal. Hacker-chic.