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Hamcodes panic() Tee – Go Hard. Fail Loud. Unisex premium t-shirt

Hamcodes panic() Tee – Go Hard. Fail Loud. Unisex premium t-shirt

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No error handling. No retries. Just vibes and a core dump.

 

conn, err := net.Dial("tcp", "192.168.1.1:1337")
panic("Something went very wrong")

For Go developers, pentesters, and net hackers who live dangerously and debug in production.

The panic() tee captures that raw Go energy: clean syntax, full send, and absolutely no guardrails. It’s minimal. It’s chaotic. It’s painfully accurate.

 

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

  • 100% Combed Cotton – Soft and breathable, like a well-formed packet

  • Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Won’t break like your exception handling

  • Minimal Go Print – Clean net.Dial call with unapologetic panic

  • Premium Construction – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-stitched

  • Unisex Fit – Crew neck made for devs, hackers, and broken sockets

 

📏 Shirt Specs:

  • Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

  • Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

  • Yarn: 28 singles

  • Fit: Regular

  • Neck: Crew

  • Stitching: Double-needle on sleeves and hem

  • Sourced from: Bangladesh

 

🌍 On-Demand Print

Generated on call — just like your TCP connection. No unnecessary noise.

 

💡 Perfect For:

  • Go developers & socket-level cowboys

  • Pentesters who code their payloads

  • Devs who skip try/catch and go straight to chaos

  • Anyone who’s dialed hard and panicked harder

 

🛒 Time to panic in style?

👉 Order your panic() Tee now — and own your next stack trace.

Minimal. Go-native. Net-fueled.

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