Hamcodes mimikatz.exe Tee – Caught You in Plaintext Unisex premium t-shirt

Every SOC analyst’s nightmare. Every red teamer’s signature.

"event.action": "executable launched",  
"process.name": "mimikatz.exe"

For hackers, red teamers, and EDR-dodging professionals who know the power of credentials in cleartext.

The mimikatz.exe tee is digital mischief printed in raw telemetry. One of the most legendary post-exploitation tools ever made — this shirt logs your presence before the SIEM does.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Smooth as LSASS memory

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Unlike your logs, it won’t compress

• ✅ SIEM-Style Print – JSON event fields in clean telemetry layout

• ✅ Premium Construction – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-stitched

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Ready for hacker cons, pentests, and purple team flexes

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Like your toolkit — executed only when needed.

💡 Perfect For:

• Red teamers and post-exploitation artists

• Threat hunters who like to laugh at alerts

• SOC professionals who’ve “seen things”

• Anyone who knows mimikatz isn’t just a meme

🛒 Ready to trigger alerts in style?

👉 Order your mimikatz.exe Tee now — and log your legacy.

Credentialed. Credential-stealing. Hacker-hall-of-fame.