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Hamcodes JavaScript Crimes Tee – Undefined. Unexpected. Unapologetic. Unisex premium t-shirt
Hamcodes JavaScript Crimes Tee – Undefined. Unexpected. Unapologetic. Unisex premium t-shirt
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Welcome to JavaScript. It’s weird here
const password = "1234";
typeof NaN === "number" // true
var vs let vs const
For frontend devs, JS warriors, and confused backend engineers everywhere.
The JavaScript Crimes tee is a printed facepalm, a tribute to every twisted logic, weak type, and var-related regret you’ve ever debugged. Wear it proudly — you’ve survived this language and lived to push to GitHub.
🔥 Why You’ll Love It:
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✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft enough to comfort you through async errors
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✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – More reliable than JS equality operators
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✅ Minimalist Chaos – Featuring 3 iconic JS sins: weak passwords, NaN truths, and variable identity crises
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✅ Premium Build – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-stitched hem
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✅ Unisex Fit – For devs, learners, meme-lords, and terminal survivors
📏 Shirt Specs:
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Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)
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Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)
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Yarn: 28 singles
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Fit: Regular
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Neck: Crew
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Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem
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Sourced from: Bangladesh
🌍 Printed On Demand
Like hoisting a var — it happens only when you least expect it.
💡 Perfect For:
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JavaScript devs who’ve made peace with NaN
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Frontend engineers haunted by typeof null
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Bootcamp grads and JS OGs alike
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Anyone who’s ever typed const but meant let (and you know it)
🛒 Ready to rep your JavaScript trauma?
👉 Order your JavaScript Crimes Tee now — and wear your bugs with pride.
Loose. Logical(ish). JS-core.
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