Hamcodes hop trace Tee – Route to Burnout: Complete Unisex premium t-shirt

It’s not a bug. It’s just your life routing table.

hop 1 > work  
hop 2 > code  
hop 3 > burnout  
hop 4 > memes

For engineers, red teamers, and tired tech folk who trace their day like packets through pain.

The hop trace tee is minimalist, funny, and brutally real. Styled like terminal output from traceroute, it maps out your path from productivity to mental collapse — with memes as your last line of defense.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft enough to collapse in, strong enough to reboot

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Maintains fit no matter how many hops you survive

• ✅ Terminal-Style Design – Clean, mono-style hop print — no DNS names, just truth

• ✅ Premium Construction – Side-seamed, ribbed collar, double-stitched

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Structured and hacker-approved for daily wear

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle hem and sleeves

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Just like packet data — generated when routed, never bloated.

💡 Perfect For:

• Devs deep in debug loops and life crises

• Network engineers with traceroute trauma

• Cybersecurity folks pinging for purpose

• Anyone who lives in terminal and laughs through the latency

🛒 Ready to trace your life with style?

👉 Order your hop trace Tee now — and rep your routing reality.

Minimal. Hacked. Too relatable.