Hamcodes alert: brute_force Tee – For Those Who Catch It Before It Hits Unisex premium t-shirt

Because if you know, you know — and you’re already investigating.

alert: brute_force
expr: rate(login_failures[5m]) > 10

For defenders who write alerts in YAML and think in real-time metrics.

The alert: brute_force tee is a clean nod to every tired, overcaffeinated SRE, blue team analyst, and Prometheus wizard watching logs like a hawk. Minimalist syntax. Maximum signal.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft, breathable, and incident-war-room approved

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Keeps its structure better than your attacker’s logic

• ✅ Minimal YAML Print – Crisp syntax, instantly recognizable to observability pros

• ✅ Premium Build – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-stitched

• ✅ Unisex Fit – Sleek, functional, and always alert-ready

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Stitching: Double-needle on sleeves and hem

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 On-Demand Production

Printed only when needed — like a good alert.

💡 Perfect For:

• Blue teamers, SOC analysts, and security engineers

• SREs living in Prometheus, Grafana, and graylog dashboards

• DevOps defenders tired of brute-force attempts

• Anyone whose YAML alerts are sharper than their coffee

🛒 Ready to monitor in style?

👉 Order your alert: brute_force Tee now — and wear your watch state proudly.

Minimal. Monitored. DevSecOps-approved.