Hamcodes JavaScript Crimes Tee – Undefined. Unexpected. Unapologetic. Unisex premium t-shirt

Welcome to JavaScript. It’s weird here

const password = "1234";
typeof NaN === "number" // true
var vs let vs const

For frontend devs, JS warriors, and confused backend engineers everywhere.

The JavaScript Crimes tee is a printed facepalm, a tribute to every twisted logic, weak type, and var-related regret you’ve ever debugged. Wear it proudly — you’ve survived this language and lived to push to GitHub.

🔥 Why You’ll Love It:

• ✅ 100% Combed Cotton – Soft enough to comfort you through async errors

• ✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – More reliable than JS equality operators

• ✅ Minimalist Chaos – Featuring 3 iconic JS sins: weak passwords, NaN truths, and variable identity crises

• ✅ Premium Build – Ribbed collar, side-seamed, double-stitched hem

• ✅ Unisex Fit – For devs, learners, meme-lords, and terminal survivors

📏 Shirt Specs:

• Fabric: 100% combed cotton (Marles: 85% cotton / 15% viscose)

• Weight: 5.3 oz./yd² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn: 28 singles

• Fit: Regular

• Neck: Crew

• Construction: Side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Stitching: Double-needle sleeves and hem

• Sourced from: Bangladesh

🌍 Printed On Demand

Like hoisting a var — it happens only when you least expect it.

💡 Perfect For:

• JavaScript devs who’ve made peace with NaN

• Frontend engineers haunted by typeof null

• Bootcamp grads and JS OGs alike

• Anyone who’s ever typed const but meant let (and you know it)

🛒 Ready to rep your JavaScript trauma?

👉 Order your JavaScript Crimes Tee now — and wear your bugs with pride.

Loose. Logical(ish). JS-core.